Making it in Vegas

After a day’s work, a man returns home to find his wife packing a suitcase.

“Where are you going?” he asks.

“To Las Vegas!” she says. “My friend told me there are men in Vegas that will pay me $500 to do what I do for you for free!”

The man considers what she’s said, and then begins packing HIS bags.

“What do you think you’re doing?” she says.

“I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’re going to live on $1000 a year!”